Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Can’t Even Get Their Official Christmas Card Right

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle keep being a day late and a dollar short when it comes to measuring up to the royal family. Realizing they could never compete on a level playing field, the fled the UK and came to America where they scored multimillion dollar media deals with Netflix and Spotify, happily sue anyone who disrespects them, live in a gilded cage, and allowed music behemoth David Foster to take Harry on as a surrogate son/reclamation project.

Experts think they could become a $1billion business empire in the US. All signs point to them living the American Dream. But there’s something about them. Why does no one seem to like them much?

That’s not just one person’s casual observation. Meghan herself brags about being the “most trolled” person of 2019 like it’s a honor.

The Markle’s Just Aren’t That Likeable—Or Capable?

Maybe because they try too hard? Or maybe because they don’t try hard enough? Did they really deserve that Netflix deal to produce “worthy” content or the Spotify deal in which they promise to “uplift” the world? These are the two whose first project, Archewell, was rejected by the patent office because they forgot to sign the paperwork. They won’t be keeping brain surgeons or rocket scientists up at night fearing for their jobs, but they will poach deals from producers with experience and speakers with talent.

It’s December 21 and the latest news about the reaching pair is trivial just like them but it is significant because it perfectly underscores their lack of effort, their inability to keep up in a world they so desperately want to be relevant in. Something as simple as a Christmas card they haven’t been able to accomplish on time.

But it’s “on its way,” perfect words to describe the thirsty pair themselves.

A royal correspondent has claimed of their official yuletide greeting, “I believe it is on its way.”

Why Can’t Harry And Meghan Compete With The Royal Family?

That official Friend of the Markle’s speaking on their behalf is none other than Omid Scobie, Meghan’s self-professed soul mate (Harry who?).

He’s also the one who wrote the couple’s love letter biography Finding Freedom, which they admitted they cooperated with after the denied they cooperated with.

It’s clear he has their backs now until eternity. Speaking on his royal podcast Heirpod, he assured a nervous world, “There is this forthcoming Christmas card photo. I believe it is on its way.”

Trying to convince himself he nattered on, “we’re still waiting for the Sussexes’ card, I believe it is on its way, we obviously had a real treat last year with that really cute photo of Archie.”

Meanwhile, the Cambridges’ adorable holiday card has been suitably swooned over, and even Prince Charles and Camilla got kudos for their yuletide card.

Still waiting for you Harry and Meghan, you can step up to the plate any day now.

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