Royal Family News: Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Ripped For Selling Themselves To Spotify

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex foray into podcasting has brought lots of chuckles after their cringy advertisement promoting themselves as the global answer to what ails the world. They must be addressed as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, and let it be known that they will, “uplift audiences around the world.

One expert laughed the whole thing off claiming they are doing nothing more than turning, “the lesser-known talent of self-spoofing into an art form.”

Their Spotify deal follows their epic Netflix deal, both of which they will use to give the world their vision aka “programming that uplifts and entertains audiences around the world.” Assuming anyone is listening.

Writer Celia Walden’s response to their self-serving saintliness is that the thirsty pair have become, “spitting image-style mannequins of themselves.”

In the Daily Telegraph she said, “Just when you thought the Sussexes had reached peak cringe, when the simple sight of their names and faces now prompts a mass involuntary toe-curl across the nation and beyond, they release a trailer for their new Spotify podcast series that turns the lesser-known talent of “self-spoofing” into an art form.”

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“That no public person, aside perhaps Kim Kardhashian, has shown a greater disconnect with the general public over the past year has, of course, passed over their titled heads.”

“Gumption has a lot to be said for it, however – especially in the mega-buck world of personal branding – and since they’re lucky enough to be unencumbered by shame or self-awareness, these two should absolutely be allowed to move onwards and upwards and fill their vegan boots.”

Echoing the comments of many others, she argued the Duke and Duchess should be stripped of their HRH titles as a result of their commercial activities.

The couple said they were fleeing the royal family so they could become, “financially independent” and agreed to drop their ‘Sussex Royal’ brand and to stop using their HRH titles, though they still demand the public address them as Duke and Duchess.

In case you missed it, here are the Duke and Duchess’ own pompous words about their new venture: “What we love about podcasting is that it reminds us all to take a moment and to really listen, to connect to one another without distraction. With the challenges of 2020, there has never been a more important time to do so, because when we hear each other, and hear each other’s stories, we are reminded of how interconnected we all are.” That’s assuming anyone actually listens.

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