‘General Hospital’ Outtakes: Fun With ‘GH Now’ – Create An Online Dating Profile For Your Favorite Port Charles Resident!

“General Hospital” GH has something entertaining and interesting up on the ABC website – “GH Now.” Nancy Lee Grahn played host to this week’s episode and she asked her guests Jason Thompson (Dr. Patrick Drake) and comedians Sarah Colonna and Jimmy Pardo for tongue-in-cheek dating profiles for three of Port Charles female residents.

Up first – design an online dating profile for Ava Jerome (Maura West)! That isn’t an easy task but Sarah and Jimmy managed to put one together. Some of the things Pardo thinks Ava should include in an online dating profile? “Looking for a short-term boy toy – not interested in a long-term relationship – must love children.” Sarah observed that because Ava has a penchant for younger men she should advertise that she can “buy the booze on the way to the Taylor Swift concert.” Nancy jumped in to counter Jimmy’s suggestion about “must love children” – it should read, “I don’t like children but I will have one if they keep me alive.”

Olivia Falconeri’s (Lisa LoCierco) status is listed as DESPERATE! Jimmy added to that profile – Olivia should include that she is a businesswoman and that she loves to cook, makes a great cannoli and she wants to have children. Jimmy also noted that Olivia will be able to tell her date immediately upon meeting whether they will stay together – because she is psychic. She may also want to include that she has a grandson – a baby of her own that is younger than her grandson.

What can one say in Carly Corinthos (Laura Wright) online dating profile? She’s a serial monogamist, but will cheat on you if she thinks it’s justified. Jimmy suggested that Carly also add that she doesn’t like confined spaces and doesn’t like to be tied up. Sarah and Nancy think Carly should leave out the part about cheating – but Jimmy thought it was important to be honest!

What “General Hospital” character for who would you like to create an online dating profile? What would you include in that profile? Have some fun and leave comments in the section below!

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